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i taped a dorito to my 3ds
whY DOSE THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES I DONT UNDERSTAND
IS THERE A PUN OR AN INSIDE JOKE IM MISSING OUT ON OR SOMETHINGNO IT’S LITERALLY JUST A DORITO TAPED TO MY 3DS THATS IT THERES NO JOKE HERE
no u dont understand
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before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
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